HERBIE BURST #1: 3 RANDOM WORKS!!! N A BONUS TOO

By Herbie Simplecks Jr., Certified Public Accident

Three dangerously compact blasts of poetry, interview, and sock politics. This is not a zine. This is a burst — small on pages, heavy on weird.

Inside:

🫡 The Peach Event — a formal lunch derails into peach-induced chaos. Politeness never stood a chance.

🧦 The Council of Socks — abandoned drawer dwellers form a resistance. Hints of kazoo diplomacy and YouTube stardom.

📋 The Interview — Herbie is interrogated by a mall clipboard-holder. Topics include crumb math, bread lies, and emotional fortitude.

✨ Totally free of payrolls, logic, and pretense.
📄 Formatted for PDF.
🎁 100% Herbie. 0% filler.
🚫 Not safe for norms.

AND… A SECRET BONUS!!! ❓❓❓ SHH SHH ENJOY

THANK YOU THANK YOU

YOUR PAL

HERBIE SIMPLECKS JR.