HERBIE SEASON 1 ON GUMROAD!!! 30 WURKS FOR 1 DOOLAR!!!

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OH BOY OH BOY YOU FOUND IT!!! THIS IS HERBIE SEIZIN’ WON — A BIG OL’ PILE OF MY MINI-MISADVENTURES SMOOSHED TOGETHER FOR ONE DOOLAR. YOU GET:

POLITE PEACH LUNCH DRAMA · SCHOOL PSYCH REPORTS · DENTAL CHAIR DESPAIR · OLD FOLKS HOME WEIRDNESS · COMPLAINT FORMS · TERRIBLE GAMES · HORRIBLE EBOOKS · AND SO MUCH MORE I CAN’T EVEN FIT IT ALL ON THIS PAGE WITHOUT MY BRAIN TURNING INTO EVEN MORE PUDDING.

IF YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A CHAOTIC KID WITH TOO MANY THOUGHTS AND A SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE SUPPLY OF SOCK COUNCIL MEETINGS — THIS IS YOUR CHANCE.

ONE DOOLAR. NO REFUNDS. MAYBE A COOKIE. THE KIND YOU DELETE.

HERBIE SIMPLECKS JR.
CHRONIC PEACH INCIDENT SURVIVOR

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I want this!

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30 Herbie mishaps of all kinds from paperwork to poems and visits to the dentist and old folks as only Herbie can. Less than four cents per piece. If this was food, you would be eating like royalty. Or someone with a hacked EBT card. No judging here 🫣

Funny?

YES

Very funny?

AT TIMES I THINK SO WITHOUT CRIPPLER CROSSFACING THE DOVE OF TRUTH

But rly… how funny?

TRY READING IT OUT LOUD WITH A STRAIGHT FACE LADY

What is your personal favorite piece?

THE POLITE LUNCH PEACH EVENT, FOLLOWED BY DENTIST VISIT, OLD FOLKS HOME, EBOOK REVIEWS AND BUS RIDE COMPLAINT FORM!!!

Favorite character name?

Beverly Y… YA… O NO I CAN’T SAY IT 😂😂😂 UNCLE FRISKIT IS A GOOFBALL AND SHIRLEY’S LAST NAME NEEDS REPLACING. NOT SAYING THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN UNTIL IM 45.

Can I resell this for 50 cents?

PLEASE DO!!!

No refunds allowed